Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Things I hope Science could do

I) Invent something to copy text from my PC monitor and paste in my writing pad or mobile.
II) A Ctrl F in books and a Ctrl F to locate glasses, purse and stuff like that in home.
III) Read people’s intentions to help you classify them instantly into “Will be great friend” or “Will backstab, keep away” or to classify boss’ sermon into “Truly means it” or “Sugar coated shit, do not pay attention”.
IV) Hunger dousing pills for occasions when you have no time at all or are too bogged down and depressed to even move a finger to arrange food!
V) Selective target honking – A lot of times while in traffic I want to honk away to glory for an idiot doing antics on road in front of me, but do not want to bother a nice guy adjacent to the idiot. There should be something to address this. Something like “Beep beep idiot UP 16 9305”!
VI) A mechanism to find songs on internet by tunes. Often it happens that you hear a short or a distant catchy tune and so desperately want to find the song, but cant. Google gods listening?
VII) A way to test out a kid and decide what would be the best career for him, wherein as they say “Love what you do and you won’t have to work for a day”. People spend lifetime and realizing what they love and what they want to do (professionally, career wise). If only there was a way out right at the beginning. Just suck out 10ml of blood, send the sample for test and tell the kid (I think class 10th is the right time) what career works best for him/her.
VIII) Cure pain for once and all, ALL Sort of, EVERY Sort of. Finger, legs, knees, head, heart!


  1. ROFL.
    you wish!
    *I* wish!
    ridiculously romantic ideas
    brightened up a morose tuesday
    the 5th one specially so

  2. Lol :)
    I'm totally with u on all points..first 3 esp..

    A CTRL F can work wonders..really..I can never find my phone, gloss and other accessories in my handbag..I desperately feel the need of a CTRL F here :P

    Loved point 8 :)

  3. ooh.. i want to add sensors to stuff u mentioned with ctrlF. keys, remote control, kitchen knife(it goes missing all the time)..
    and like in the spykids film- small stuff put in microwave producing full meals :D

    and totally with 7 was true :( and TBH, 8 too :((

  4. wow :D
    Love the list!

    Very observant!

    6th one! Thats a must must must!

  5. Karan bhai....i like ur blog...can i from now on comment on ur posts regularly? I mean u must be having ur own reservations about me being a dumbo, so would u mind if i comment on ur blog? ofcourse strictly on ur posts? Ya if i offended with my comment on Swatiji's blog then I AM SORRY BRO...muje maaf kardho yaar :)

  6. @Meghna, I seriously want something for the selective honking :)

    @Swats, sorry not possible,no utility can find stuff in a girl's bag except the girl herself :P

    @smalltown_girl - TBH ??

    @Sugar Cube - If I was the head of the scientific research committee doing this and had to choose one, 6th one it would be :)

    @Dumbo - ummm never mind!!

  7. Look what I found - A website where you can hum the tune or sing the song to find that particular song!!

    Check it out : www.midomi.com


  8. @smalltown girl - ICBIDKT (I Cant Believe I Didnt Know That :D

    @Sugar cube- you rock girl, 1 done, 7 more to go :)